KIDVIEWS: LITUATION 2017

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WHEN I’M WITH YOU ALL I GET IS WILD THOUGHTSS

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Sup Fam!

So as promised here’s part 2 of my InTENse and very LIT weekend.

Today we talk about

LITUATION: The Inclusive House Party

Noww I’ve been excited about this since from the inception of the Idea.

House Party??? + All Inclusive + ALL INCLUSIVEEEEE

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There was no IF’s BUT’s or MAYBE’s when I was asked to be apart of the team for this event. The answer was a solid YES.

I was in charge of helping out with the promotion aspect of it, which I must say can easily make or break an event. Along with the teaser photos released, there was a promo video to be done, which I was completely excited about I must say.

Now when I think of House Parties, I think of one thing.

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So this being my inspiration, I came up with the idea of doing a mini movie showing how the party is going to be and the aftermath of it all aka everyone being passed out.

Here’s the video below.

Now everyone knew what to expect, the next thing was sort an outfit.

Realizing this is a house party, there was no need for me to put on my Caucasian best so I opted for a plain black shirt and some white rip jeans and a converse.

However! I was sitting one day and a idea hit me like:

 

I wanted to give everyone a chance to express themselves whether sober or drunk so I came up with the idea to purchase some markers and let them write what they feel on my pants so by the time the night was finished my jeans was soooooooo LIT.

Get it?

Lit?

Like LITuation?

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Okokok I’m done.

Anyways, Outfit Set. Crew check. It was time to rollllll out.

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I persay didnt receive a physical ticket to the event. So, the plan was that Andrew was to leave a list infront stating names to allow in etc.

We rolled up to the gate, got checked by security then up to the ticket booth.

I said: “Aye my guest and I names are suppose to be on the lis…”

Before I could even continue, pardna said

” I know who you are, you safe” *puts band on hand*

Me:

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I DO NOT CARE, I AM WRITING THIS ON MY RESUME OKAY.

I walked through the event like:

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Little bit more, I’d have to be security escorted. TUH.

The venue was filllllledddd, I’ve never seen Andrew’s house that packed in my life.

Folks were already wobbling and walking around drunk like:

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Told a friend who was clearly intoxicated (Not gonna call her name…. I gotchu boo) to be the first to write on my pants.

She dropped it low to get to my pants level and couldn’t get back up like:

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Sigh, think rum play?

So after this, we went to the bar to get drinks. I got my 5 year old and ginger as per usual and Anya got Barefoot Wine from the barefoot tent cause she bad and bougie or whatever.

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Oh ! At the entrance there was these jello shots that tasted like hell mixed with fruit snacks, I had those first, ended up eating Anya’s own cause she didn’t want it.

Walking through the party and stopping from time to time for folks who wanted to write on my pants, the vibe was just fantastic.

Everyone seemed to be having a good time.

I happened to see Andrew walking around with this paper bag tightly under his arm, so clearly out of curiousity and greediness I was like…”

“Lemme hold one of what you got there nuh”

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He goes into the bag and pulls out this

green……

asss…

Lollipop…

……..

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Me:

ZZYRU

I thought he was trolling me.

Till I smelled it

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and realized what type of lollipops they were.

Then I was like:

You dirty dawwwggg youuuu

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Couple mins down the life, I was walking towards the bar for another drink

Then I heard …

Percocets……

Molly.

Percocets…….

Me:

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Ya’ll knowwwwwwwww by now how much I love Trap Music.

So I’m already rushing the bartender like:

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Got my drink and turned around to look on the stage and I see this blue ass power ranger dancing on stage.

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Me:

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Meanwhile I’m thinking…..am I tripping out?

Oh Gawd.

Maybe I shouldn’t have ate that lollipop so fast.

I was there Looking around to see if anyone else seeing this also like:

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Then I saw folks interacting with him and cheering and going off and I was like OH! OKAY OKAY OKAY.

ISSA REAL RANGER

After that Joanna came to me and told me that I should try the alcoholic snowcones.

So we went and try it and it was soooooooooooooooooo refreshing. Why more fetes don’t have this? Lets go, make it happen, thanks.

Went back infront to finally find Cocher to tell her, that her Panty was on the line getting wet cause it started to rain.

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PC: ThatGuyImages2017 | TWO6EIGHT Promotions

Then..

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PC: ThatGuyImages2017 | TWO6EIGHT Promotions

Sigh…

Then shortly after Cocher started to behave very ethnic (Nobody say nothing!) 

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But then two minutes later….we’re like

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and Stiffla calling me out over the mic *Sideseye*

Taking advantage of poor upstanding me. (AGAIN I REPEAT NOBODY SAY NOTHIN, YALL SAW NOTHIN)

and then we heard….

SPLIT IN DI MIDDLE

and that is when I knew I’d hear about myself in the morning…..which I did

*Sideseyes Mark* -__-

OH ! btw to those who I gave a wuk up too, see you in 9 months.

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I’m not gonna lie, this house party is one for the BOOOOKS!!!

My thighs still sore from ….exercising with the ladies ya know?

*looks around*

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Still don’t know how I got up on the bathroom counter…

Honestly, It was a great weekend indeed.

Shoutouts to all those who wrote on my pants! I’ll treasure it forever, dont worry I won’t reveal what yall wrote lmao.

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Also,

Congratulations Andrew on the success on your first event ! Looking forward to working with you again on Lituation 2 -Litty Again, Next Year!

Rating: 5/5

Wooooo….So Blue Jeans is this weekend and I’m totally pumped! Especially for the fact that the next blog post which would be my Blue Jeans Kidview will be also sponsored by Peer Pressure Promotions! haha.

So See you there !

Till Then EVERYONE! STAYYYY COOOL!

-Dotkid

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