I missed talking to yall enuh, been a while furreal.
However! Enough with the sap fest, I’m here to talk about
DJ Jime Presents: Up5 Games Edition
As if people didnt play enough games and tek me fa eediat enough
had a moment..
But yes! Up5!
So as per usual, I’m always excited about Jime’s event because he always deliver the vibes ya know?
Especially this year, there was alot of talks happening being the whole “games edition” and all, I was kinda anticipating to see how exactly he’d execute this.
There was announcements about bounce castles and dunk tanks and I was like:
So the whole ordeal with the Dunk Tank was that folks had the opportunity of which “public figures” they’d wanna see in the dunk tank
So I’m here whatsapping Jime like:
“GASTON I CHOOSE YOUUUUUU”
….of course I knew it would never happened cause
prime minister, duh.
But didnt hurt to try right? A for Effort!
So that’s dead but then couple days later Jime messages me like…
My anxiety started building up and I’m home sitting in my cacuasian couch waiting for the rest of the message like:
Then he goes…19+ people nominated me to be in the dunk tank so sort maself out…
and he continues to say…some of which were your friends..
Just for the record, I know who you are and
So we all know that aint happening cause nothing gonna ruin ma good perm
*puts on durag*
One thing I have a big issue with is procrastination but knowing about Up5 since last year you’d think I had everything sorted right?
Saturday before the event I was running rushing through town like:
Luckily, I was able to put together something cool with the assistance of Miss Annie of McfierceStyle (This is an ad lmao)
HOWEVER! The shirt I saw and liked was legit 3 sizes higher than what I wear, next thing I’d walk in the fete like:
So I dropped it off at my seamstress and she sorted me out, next thing to figure out was my hair.
I knew I wanted a very platinum/silver white kinda look but i had no Idea how I was gonna achieve it cause mind you it’s now sunday and all of the stores are locked.
BUT Shoutout to John of Splinters Salon for the rescue and Kiplee for being ma private chauffeur from then everything came together, really smoothly after that and I had my look down pat.
So being fully ready now I arrived by Linisa and ya know I walked in the house like:
ITS ALCOHOL TIMEEEE
Before we left we got stern warning not to take the shots..
mama aint raise no quitter!
We got to the fete and realized that there was this Huge field but a little bit of cars, so I’m like oh wow lets go park there…
The security was like:
Me :*winds down window*
“Hi Sir, why cant we park in the cacuasian area?”
Security: Its the VIP Area, do you have a Car Pass?
Me: I’m sorry, don’t you know who I am?
Luckily for him, I just wanted to go enjoy myself so I just told him my lawyers will contact him and we parked in a nearby spot.
Soon as we got in the venue, here comes the girl with the shots like:
I saw folks walking around with the “Henny Nuts” (see below)
Which basically is a mini bottle of Hennessy over turned into a coconut.
My liver saw that and was like:
So after getting my cup and my first drink
For my second one, I opted for less which was even tastier than I think the hennynut would have been, pffft (slight hater)
Black label with Pineapple Bubbles, which was absolutely delicious
The one thing that bothered me though was the fact that the music was on VIBESSSSSSS but everyone was standing around watching who had on what like:
That’s actually the one thing that annoys me here, the fact most folks stand up and judge others instead of enjoying their money’s worth. Soon as night comes everyone wanna run up to the stage to try enjoy the last 2 hours, then they’re the first to complain about how the fete was short and how much trash it was.
DO BETTER, THANKS.
Anyways back to positive vibes….
Shoutout to the guy who was rocking his Wakanda Forever Fit, sun min likkle hot for da kinda frock dey but it min till hype enuh.
It was cool to actually see the different types of outfits portrayed for this type of fete, there was a few misses butttttt me nah really lucky so I’ll not go into that.
Our hang out spot during the day was up on the smoked cocktails platform.
Here I was minding my business, you know ready to lay hands and give bible study when I look to my left and I saw two gorgeous young ladies having a great time in perfect harmony. (See below)
Great Music was playing and I think at that point it was Celebrity DJ (DJ Virus) who was on the 1’s and 2’s
so I looked over at them like:
Went and Put on ma dance moves
Which I’m sure ended up looking like
but so it goo.. till min hype!
Little later into the day, A certain individual who’s name I shalt not call was like, she’s coming back..
Me automatically assuming she gone to hoe
When she came back she had these small things in her hand, so I’m like what is this…
Lo and behold….WEED BROWNIES
I didn’t even ask any questions, lord.
After a while we decided to go up closer to the stage as giveaways was happening and such.
They asked for someone to come up to the stage and This girl went up to punch out a prize from the prize box.
I realized that when she punched it, she kinda hit it so I was like….WAYMENTZ wa dis lord..
Lo and behold guess what she got?
We are definitely in the future, 2018 and sex toys a gee way deya fete, TALK ABOUT INNOVATIVE.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE EH.
DJ MadOut came on doing his thing, ya know I love my trap/hip hop music so I’m outchea like :
Then it was now time for DJ Charlotte’s set shortly after and I was like WOAH.
It was a non stop dance and plenty plenty vibes
After I was like:
Then here comes DJ Jime on stage and I hear the intro for Shoulder fi a fling
*warms up shoulder*
Lauvin, Sequoyah, BJ and myself was up infront with dance after dance after dance, you’d swear we come straight from JA.
Looking like one big High School Musical Dance Group with our choreography like:
After all of that, I DEF NEEDED something to eat!
So I Took a small break to try and get some food to sober up.
Went over and saw the long line and was like…
Shimmy-ed my way up to the front
only to hear only fish pasta left…and apparently chicken been coming for the past 15 mins but aint reach yet..
I couldn’t wait so I just went got ice cream, which was bomb btw and went back to the stage.
What is a great fete without some crowd interaction, so they asked for someone to come up on stage while a song was playing and dance.
This girl literally hopped up on stage so fast and I was like:
I just felt like something crazy was about to happen…
Not a moment too soon, my girl’s bend’s over and look between her leg at everyone..
Some guys infront was like:
Meanwhile Jime on stage like:
Naw literally, yall think I be exaggerating these things but lemme show you…
After which they asked for someone else and a fluffy went up, so I’m like lawdddddd fluffy does put down a piece a dance ya know.
She went up and was like:
I was sooooo confused
Luckily, she was just joking around, when the real song came on she found this guy and started to get on BADDDDDDDDD
Everybody was like:
The man try jump and ride she like a horse and she turned around to wheel a back hand
All in All, The fete was real Vibes!
- We need to try and enjoy the ENTIRE fete and not care who’s watching rather than waiting on night fall to do the most.
- The food situation needs slight attention
- The BAR was FLAWLESS, I had no issues getting drinks throughout the night! Great Job to the Mobile Bar Team.
- I’m not fully sold on the layout of everything but everything was still accessible and that’s good.
- The Water booth in front the gate was a great idea, especially for when you need a bit of sobering up but don’t wanna wait at the bar
If you liked Up5, Keep a look out for DJ Jime next event RISE!
I’m back for good this time! So look out for another KidView REAL SOON!